Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: December 1, 2008
Tom and I were in the checkout line of Bed, Bath, and Beyond and a woman began talking to Allison, you know, the way some types of people do: loud, expressive, perhaps a little too intensely. Tom was holding Allison in his arms and she started to cry. She was frightened of the woman. So I said, “She’s at that age where she’s frightened of strangers,” which isn’t really true. The truth was that this lady was just waaaay too intense for poor little Allis.
But the woman couldn’t seem to get over it. She kept trying to talk to Allison, and Allison kept crying louder and louder and burying her face in Tom’s jacket. Finally the woman said, “Oh, I’d better turn around!” and she did. But only for a moment. As soon as she turned around, Allis stopped crying, so the woman apparently thought that was her cue to turn back around and talk to her some more. Which of course made Allis start crying again. So again, after a few moments, the woman turned around. And Allis got quiet. And the woman turned around and started talking to Allis again. And Allis began to cry.
Finally, it was her turn to ring up and she left us alone. But my God, come on lady, take a hint! The kid doesn’t want to look at you! Just turn around and mind your own business and stop looking at my baby!!
Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 29, 2008
Looks like this year’s first Holiday Trampling occurred at a Wal-Mart in Long Island. Yesterday when I first read about it, I was sickened. Mainly I was sickened because it was a worker who got trampled this year; usually it’s a shopper. Nobody deserves to be trampled, of course, but the shoppers deliberately choose to put themselves into a mob and therefore must realize they’re tempting some risk. The employee just had to be there for work that day. It sucks.
Also, “trample” seems to be one of the few words in the English language that does not have an appropriate synonym. Interesting, huh?
I don’t enjoy the hoopla of getting myself in a mob in the pre-dawn hours just to get a product. I understand that some people think it’s fun. But I don’t.
That poor man. The first to be trampled on the altar of consumerism this holiday season. Something tells me that although usually the holiday season only requires one trampling, this year it may demand more. I hope I am wrong.
Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 22, 2008
I am slowing to a stop on my Nano project for this year. I’ve gotten further (farther?) than ever, topping 22,000 words, but it’s been over a week since I wrote a word. I just….ran out of steam. Since I have competed many years and never even come close to finishing, I am starting to think this is not a “sport” that I’m any good at, and that like so many little leaguers who warm the bench, I should just be happy to be in the game. There is still time, if I cram during these last ten days. But I don’t feel much like cramming.
I am missing one crucial trait that would help me to finish: I really don’t care if I ever become a novelist. I know a few people who are successful novelists (I define success as “his/her books are in the public library”) and I have a friend (hi Limon!) who is on the verge of becoming one, having secured a great agent. And–not to sound arrogant–but I am pretty darned sure that if I ever finished one of these dratcursed manuscripts I would have a shot at selling it and getting it in the library. I’m a pretty good writer–not fabulous, but eternities better than some of the schlock in the library. But…I have no passion for it. It would just be a fun thing to have happen. For me, writing is something that I enjoy for periods of time and then forget about entirely for periods of time. If I had more passion, I’d do better at Nano each year.
I haven’t entirely given up on this year, yet. I won’t officially give up until the end of the month. Maybe I’ll get a burst of inspiration?
Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 21, 2008
EDIT: AN UPDATE!~
I have surfed back over to dormant friend’s blog, and the comment is back up! You know what? I’m really happy about that. It’s just a dumb little comment, but I would have been totally confused if she’d seen it and then deleted it. I guess it was just a bot in her comments, some sort of spam-catcher? Well, I think that’s good. I’m glad that the friendship is just dormant, like I thought, and not dead.
WRITTEN BEFORE THE UPDATE:
So I have a friend that I haven’t talked/typed to in about two years. This is because I moved my blog to MySpace for a time, for reasons that I don’t feel like going into here. She disapproved of this, and declared that she’d not be reading my blog anymore. Oooookay. After all these years of friendship, you want to boycott me because I moved blogs? Whatever. It was so bizarre that I couldn’t really feel any way about it except confused and so after some time I thought, “Well, okay, fine. I’m going to stop reading her blog, too. I’ll check in now and then, but the daily-reading on my part is over now.”
And all has been well for two years, as far as I know. The friendship just sort of…went dormant.
So a few days ago, I saw a video on Digg that made me think of her. It combined two of her absolutely favorite things: cats and roomba vaccums (and yes, if I’m going to say that much, I might as well use her name, but whatever). So I surfed over to her blog and left a comment something like this as well as the link:
Hey! I know we haven’t talked/tyeped to each other in AGES but I saw this and I had to make sure you saw it too, because I know you’d love it!
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The comment posted. I went back to her blog a few hours later, and SHE HAD DELETED THE COMMENT. WTF?? Now, a huge part of me wants to say, “Look, she might have some sort of bot installed in her comments that deletes anything that includes a link.” And that is quite possible. But I SAW that the comment POSTED. I thought that sort of bot worked before the comment posted. Whatever. Part of me says, “Post the comment again, or send it in an email to her,” but I’m not sure I care that much. I mean, I care enough to rant about it on my blog, but I’m not sure I care enough to poke the sleeping dog dormant-friendship again.
Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 19, 2008
My poor friend Sara has had quite a scare with her mother’s health. Just hearing about it shook me up quite a bit, and I’ve been unable to really stop thinking about it all day. But the slight upside of it is that she is in Mississippi right now instead of New York and we’ll probably be able to arrange to see each other while she’s staying with her mom. Yay!
In other news, I have discovered that I have an enormous tongue. Like a giant cow tongue. I did not know this. I have always been a tongue biter–not in that I watch what I say, but in that I literally bite it very often–but I thought it was because my teeth were aligned too narrowly. No, last night I was complaining about a tongue injury while Tom and I brushed our teeth for bed. He had me stick out my tongue so he could look at it, and he said, “Tiffany, you’ve got an enormous tongue! It’s so broad! And fat!”
And you know what? He’s right! Compared to his, mine looks like it should be laying in a butcher’s case. How did I go my whole life without knowing this about myself? Basically, this is what I look like:
Anyway, for giggles, you should look at your tongue tonight after you brush your teeth. Really look at it. It’s probably been a while since you have. IT’S REALLY WEIRD LOOKING.
Sweet dreams!
Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 17, 2008
This is very easy, but I have a terrible memory, so here are my notes on how to do it:
Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 16, 2008
I’m falling a little behind on my nanowrimo project. This is the best I’ve ever done, in the several years that I’ve tried, but I’m losing steam and I’m about 3000 words behind the target length for this point in the month. Plus, I’m concerned that Thanksgiving will throw me off. I’m posting a nano widget here to try to inspire me to write a bit more.

Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 15, 2008
I didn’t find any tutorials on the net that made vampire skin I was happy with. All the skin looked gray, but I wanted white. So I found my own way, and made this tutorial.
This is a Photoshop Elements tutorial, so if you’re using some other version your buttons, procedures, etc., will be a little different from what you see here. I presume you know a little about Photoshop already.
I’m using a photo of Eva Longoria because she’s medium complexion and not already vampirish white to begin with.
1. Get your photo, open it, and duplicate the background layer. Name it Eva. Correct any skin imperfections in this layer using the clone tool.
2. Outline all skin and save it as a selection. I use the polygonal lasso. You don’t have to outline it all at once. Outline a part, go to Select > Save Selection and save it in parts. Call it skin and each time you outline a little bit more, go back to Select > Save Selection and save it under the name skin with “Add to Selection” checked. IMPORTANT: Select about a half-inch of hair at the scalp line along with the skin. Otherwise, when you’re done, the scalp will look human-colored instead of vampire-colored.
TIP: While outlining, it’s better to go a little outside the line of the skin than a little inside of it.
3. Go to Select > Load Selection > skin and have a look at it. If you missed any of her skin, go back to step two.
4. Copy and Paste the selection (skin) from the Eva layer into a new layer and call it Photo Filter 1. Load the skin selection again so that the outline is visible and flickering, and be sure you’re got Photo Filter 1 selected.
5. In the Layers Palette there’s a circle that’s half-black and half-white. It’s the “Adjustment Layer” button. Click it and go to “Photo Filter.” Choose “Color” and make the color black. Slide the slider to the right. I went to about 90%. If you go all the way, she’ll turn gray, so don’t go all the way. You may not need to go as far to the right for a lighter-skinned person.
5. Merge the new layer that appears and Photo Filter 1 layer by selecting both, right-clicking, and choosing “Merge Layers.”
6. Make a new layer, load the skin selection, and paint-bucket the selection white. Name it White Layer. Set it to “Soft Light” in the drop-down menu.
7. Merge this layer with Photo Filter 1 Layer. You should now have White Layer, Eva and Background.
8. Load your skin selection, choose the Eva layer, and copy and paste from it. You should now have White Layer, Layer 1, Eva and Background.
9. Now you need a mask layer, which is not so easy to get in Photoshop Elements. So follow closely:
10. This step will quickly explain how to use a mask. If you already know how to do so, go on to step 11.
11. Zoom in, select the Brightness/Contrast mask layer, take a paintbrush at 80-100% and unpaint anything you don’t want whited out. I unpainted her eyes, and lips.
12.Then (still working in the Brightness/Contrast mask layer) use a paintbrush at about 50% to blend the white covering into the hairline. For wisps of hair, I use a tiny brush at about 20%. Either that or I just ignore them.
Hair right at the hairline, or that is thin and blowing across the face, for example, should still look a little white when you’re done. It mimics the white skin peeking through the hair. (Beginners: Remember that if you mess up, all you have to do is swap the black and white in the color chooser to reverse the brush and replace anything you accidentally removed.)
This is also the time to look at the rest of the picture and any white covering you don’t want. Just use the mask to get rid of it.
13. Select White Layer, Brightness/Contrast, and Layer 1 and merge them.
14. Select then new layer which should be called White Layer, choose the blur brush in a small, soft size at about 30%. UNCHECK “All Layers” at the top of the screen and then run the brush along all the hard white edges of Eva’s skin where it meets the original picture. Do this a few times. Don’t worry about being perfect; you’re just smoothing the line.
15. Merge White Layer with Eva. Compare to Background. All done!
Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 13, 2008
Well, the title really says it all. Nana and Papa were here and we had a nice visit. Papa Ted is very concerned about Tom’s MRSA sore…I have to pull the packing out of it tonight and my poor dad is horrified for how it will hurt Tom.
And I’m just so glad he’s home! I am always afraid when he leaves for a business trip. For some reason, I get very afraid that something horrible will happen and I will not see him alive again. So far, this hasn’t been an issue. I hope it continues to be a non-issue. <3
Posted by: tiffanypinkdog on: November 13, 2008
Tom was out of town last night, and will be back this evening…it was the first night Allison and I have spent without him. She tried to be a good sport and go to bed for me (he is the one who always puts her to bed) but she kept waking up crying. She has mastered the skill of sitting up by herself here in the past few days, so I would run in to her room and find her sitting up, peering through the crib rails, crying. Very sad! So she and I just went and slept in the big bed together, which I had planned for anyway…but I had thought maybe she’d start the night in her crib.
This afternoon Nana and Papa are coming for a short visit. Wonder what they’ll think of Allis? I love it when they come to visit because they always tell me how much she has changed in two weeks. I think it is fascinating to hear about.