Tiffany PinkDog’s Blog

I have been consolidating all my blogs over here in this WordPress blog. Hopefully this will be my blog home for a while!
Not all of the consolidation is complete, so at present some of the old entries are not functional–and most of the comments will have vanished.
It is kind of neat to look back [...]

My cousin Stacey sent me a book a few weeks ago called Porn for New Moms and it’s pretty hilarious. There’s a quiz in the back of it. Here is an excerpt:
When the baby projectile vomits across the living room, does your husband:
A. Drop everything and run for a towel and a damp sponge?
B. Stand [...]

Well, it’s that time of year again–pumpkin carving time! Later today some friends are coming over and we’ll carve, carve, carve.
So in honor of said occasion, it’s time once again to bring out Mr. Barfing Pumpkin. He’s been making the rounds on the internet since something like 1945, and he never looks a minute less [...]

That means “The luck of Das”, who was apparently a very unlucky fellow in my dad’s hometown. Instead of saying things about Murphy’s Law, they said “La chance a Das” when things were ironic in a bad way.
Anyway, I’d like you to think back to the last time you actually WANTED to attend a [...]

Survey
Body: a little fatter than it used to be, but still totally thin compared to some peopleCurrent mood: buggyCurrent music: the new Justin Timberlake. Yes. I’m 15 on the inside. Sue me. Current taste: kind of a coppery weird taste that means I’m dehydratedCurrent hair: shortishCurrent clothes: jeans, sweatshirtCurrent annoyance: gotta grade; don’t want toCurrent [...]

They do. I’ve been using them for too many real tasks–reading, drawing, you know. I need to have like, one week solid where I do nothing brainy with my eyes. Just use them to navigate around the world, you know?
I’m getting ready to throw a Halloween party with my friend Emily. It’s for Sigma Tau [...]

Alright, as soon as I decide to quit blogging, I have something to blog about, and here it is:
Why are none of you people on Facebook?? Is it not the hugest thing at your schools? Our students love it. LOOOOVE it. They’re hesitant to add professors as friends, but they know if you have a [...]

Well, after a short stint back in the blogosphere, I find that I once again haven’t got the motivation to continue it. I guess I’m just in a blog funk.
So long, and see ya later!

So I’ve been on hiatus from blogland for a few months now. I was just SICK of all you people! Just kidding. Really, I’ve just been doing other things, and blogging had begun to feel like a chore instead of a fun thing, and that’s not how it’s supposed to be, of course. I’m not [...]

So I thought I’d blog for the first time in 45 years, but it’s going to be a short one.
We are under strict orders only to communicate with students via univerity-issued email addys. Why? Because there has been a rash of undercover mommies fooling professors via email into divulging all sorts of personal information about [...]