The handle of my hairbrush glows in the dark. I know this because I see its ghostly glow in the bathroom whenever I go in there in the middle of the night. Why does it glow? It’s not a hairbrush marketed to kids, and even if it was, this feature wasn’t mentioned on the package and in fact I owned the hairbrush for about a year before I discovered it glowed (I always kept it in a drawer until recently, when I began keeping it in a basket on the countertop).

Who brushes their hair in the dark anyway? Is this feature so that you can find it in your dark purse? Who has a purse so cavernous that they need their full-sized hairbrush to glow for them to be able to find it in there??